1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
- Ellen Page announced she was gay
- Cara DeLevingne and Michelle Rodriguez announced they’re dating
- At this rate, ALL yr faves will be KISSING OTHER LADIES SOON WORLD DOMINATION
roses are red
violets are blue
i just want to make, like,
crazy science with you
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence